The purpose of this blog is to answer current important questions concerning the development of shale gas in the UK with balanced factual responses that are supported by evidence and experience.
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Wednesday, 21 August 2013
A lightbulb moment?
Having a bizarre liking for lightbulb jokes, my favourite is
Q: How many crime mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
I would like to set a challenge for lightbulb jokes concerning shale gas and all who are involved. Shalegasophobes, Cuadrilla executives, the drilling roughnecks, the Balcombe softnecks - no drill holes barred.
I'll start with one:
Q: How many shale gas protestors does it take to change a light bulb? A: None — don't go near that bulb! It's full of toxic chemicals and gas.